four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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