Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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