yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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