next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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