at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
