on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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