it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Small penises have feelings too.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
we should paint friendship bongs
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