Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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