Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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