I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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