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he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones

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(504): View more from Louisiana

how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?

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(646): View more from New York

Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore

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(360): View more from Washington

I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing

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(925): View more from California

...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right

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