we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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