Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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