so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
so let's talk penis.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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