we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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