Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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