Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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