There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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