I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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