i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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