Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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