He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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