I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
