I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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