Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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