To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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