If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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