Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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