So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
