dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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