We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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