look no pants
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
id be glad to
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
You pole danced in your parka.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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