i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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