i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
The Olympian is in my bed
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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