If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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