The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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