Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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