Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland

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I cherish every text you send me

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".

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(720): View more from Colorado

Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?

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That depends, how hot is your boss?

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(773): View more from Illinois

I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands

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(862): View more from New Jersey

Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?

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