Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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