Your tits are I can't wait for
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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