Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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