Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It was confusing and full of hummus
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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