dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize
