Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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