Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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