well I can't set my house on fire every night
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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