at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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