you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
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