Pappa wants mamma naked
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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