i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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