do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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