i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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