This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I don't think brook has ever known best
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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