I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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