You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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